So I'm back to square one with the whole life plan thing. Well, not exactly square one, but they cancelled my Masters program due to our state's little financial woes and massive budget cuts--massive cuts especially in the realms of education. Brilliant move guys. Brilliant. Way to let an economic recession penetrate as deeply as possible for years and years to come. Maybe we should just shut down the universities. That'd save loads of money. We could build sweat shops to employ everyone not going to school and really start competing in the world economy. We'd sure give China a run for their money.
Don't mind me, I'm just a little bitter.
So I'm open to suggestions about what to do with my life. I think I'd make a killer lion tamer. Or maybe I could just go into politics. I'd have to move to Chicago, though. I mean, if they'll elect Rob Blagojevich as governor, I'll have no problems getting somewhere in that state. I just need better hair. Let's be honest, he may be a horrible human being, but you've gotta hand it to him for having such amazing hair.
