So I'm back to square one with the whole life plan thing. Well, not exactly square one, but they cancelled my Masters program due to our state's little financial woes and massive budget cuts--massive cuts especially in the realms of education. Brilliant move guys. Brilliant. Way to let an economic recession penetrate as deeply as possible for years and years to come. Maybe we should just shut down the universities. That'd save loads of money. We could build sweat shops to employ everyone not going to school and really start competing in the world economy. We'd sure give China a run for their money.
Don't mind me, I'm just a little bitter.
So I'm open to suggestions about what to do with my life. I think I'd make a killer lion tamer. Or maybe I could just go into politics. I'd have to move to Chicago, though. I mean, if they'll elect Rob Blagojevich as governor, I'll have no problems getting somewhere in that state. I just need better hair. Let's be honest, he may be a horrible human being, but you've gotta hand it to him for having such amazing hair.
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You probably wouldn't get anywhere in Chicago BECAUSE they elect guys like Blagojevich. Just sayin'...
Erin, I'm so sorry. I'm bitter for you too. Does U of A have anything? Why not out East? Haven't you been dying to move out there.
OH NO!!!!!!!!! what a stupid stupid move on their part! You could always move to Iowa. It's even 50 degrees today!
Oh nice post written.
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I miss you. I tried to think of good suggestions for your occupation, but nothing has come yet. i will get back to you with it as soon as I have your perfect occupation in mind. But until then, just remember you're lovely :)
Dedicate your time to getting really tan. Everyone feels good with a little sun in their system. Plus everyone feels hot with a tan. It's a win win.
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