Me: Geez Chris, I need to find a way to get more sleep. Check out the bags under my eyes.
Chris: What bags?
Me: What do you mean what bags?
Chris: Well, you've got that make-up under your eyes.
Me (getting super confused): What are you talking about? What make-up? Is my mascara running?
Chris: You have all that black under your eyes. All that eye shadow.
Me: Um, Chris, those ARE the bags under my eyes.
Chris: Holy crap. Erin, you need to get some sleep. You look like someone gave you two black eyes. I thought it was makeup.
Me: Chris, why would I use make up to look like a complete mess?
Chris: [silence]
Needless to say, full time work, full time grad school and an internship are all catching up to me.
