This Just in

So John just woke me up and told me that I get to start work today...in Jerusalem! Hey, maybe I'll meet Condi. I think she is actually a pretty rockin' lady. I mean, politics aside and the moron she works for, the woman has it going on. Okay, so what to wear on my first day? I am so incredibly thrilled to be going to Jerusalem. Once again, words: inadequate.